Martina McBride, Dierks Bentley + More: Top Tweets of the Week

Every weekend, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets, so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's top Twitter posts come from Martina McBride, Dierks Bentley, Brad Paisley and more. Don't forget to follow The Boot on Twitter (@thebootdotcom).

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Been on vacation a week. Have 'baby bump.' Not pregnant. If it's twins, I'm naming them 'Mai Tai' and 'French Fry.'"

Dierks Bentley (@DierksBentley): "Settled into my bunk with a cold one. Went to pick it back up, and it was empty. Spilt all down my bunk. 17 hour drive to TX ... not winning!"

James Otto (@jamesotto): "Lookin' like a straight up scrub in my sweat pants at the airport today ... but I'm damn comfortable!"

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Ok, can we just keep the time change like this now? I like it. Enough of this spring forward fall back crap. Why do we still do this?"

Blake Shelton (@BlakeShelton): "Smoking may be really REALLY bad for you but you gotta admit it looks totally stupid ..."

Jason Jones (@jonesville): "Seriously?! How does one forget to do one's own laundry? I'm an idiot."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "Just opened the door in Nashville for a girl friend of mine and said, 'Madame,' and she said, 'No, not really.' She thought I said, 'Am I dumb,' instead."

Jake Owen (@jakeowen): "Why can't I ever remember where I put my wallet, but I can remember every word to 'I love it when you call me Big Poppa ...'"

Mark Wills (@Mark_WillsMusic): "Y'all pray for me. I'm on an overnight field trip with my daughters 7th grade class. The noise is OVERWELMING!"

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "Waitin' on a plane, headin' to Philly for a show tonight ... and a cheese steak."

Emerson Drive (@EmersonDrive): "Left Nashville last night with 7 on our bus! Just woke up N there's like 27 people on here !!!! WHAT!?!?!?!"

Danny Gokey (@dannygokey): "Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked 'do you have any firearms with you?' do not reply 'what do you need?'"