Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Martina McBride, Blake Shelton, Danny Gokey and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).
Justin Moore(@JustinColeMoore): "In no way could I be more miserable right now. Guess where I am. Ding, ding, ding! A freakin airplane the size of my cowboy boot!"
Heidi Newfield(@heidinewfield): "God knows I hope u don't lose any 'wisdom' when u get your wisdom teeth pulled, cause I had mine pulled yesterday. Need all the wisdom I can"
Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Ever had a conversation with someone so dumb that you thought their bad breath could be caused by the brain rotting inside their head?"
James Otto (@jamesotto): "Ladies, what tricks did your dad pull to put the fear of God in boys when they came to the house to pick you up for a date?"
Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "When I see M&M's talk on TV ... it doesn't inspire me to eat 'em. I feel sorry for 'em ..."
LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "Standing in line at the pharmacy again. 10 people ahead of me ... help! About to start trying on the $5 reading glasses to entertain myself."
Chely Wright(@chelywright): "Coffee, grapes, guitar, puppies, sunshine, amazing fans, great friends/family and a good feeling in my bones ... aahh."
Danny Gokey (@dannygokey): "Sorry I haven't tweeted much lately but my neighbor's Internet has been having problems..."