Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from LeAnn Rimes, James Otto, Martina McBride and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).

LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "Guy temp and girl temp are two completely different things! It's FREEZING on this bus!!! No one else is cold but me!"

Randy Houser (@RandyHouser): "Ladies...when u wonder why u have a man around, wait til u can't get the lid off the jar. We R heroes!"

James Otto (@jamesotto): "I'm in awe at how babies can projectile vomit one second & fall asleep the next like it's nothin. I call this the [David] Hasselhoff affect."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "...[Michael Jackson] is looking down from heaven begging God to let him come down to remind the VMAS how to put on a show."

Martina McBride
(@martinamcbride): "I just spent 30 minutes looking at 70's and 80's commercials on youtube. I seriously need to get a grip on this day."

Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "Moments when u suck: I Just sang happy b-day to my sister over the phone! She said 'thanks Jimmy, but its not my birthday ... It's the 16th!'" [After calling his sister, Patricia, to wish her a happy birthday ... five days too soon]

David Nail (@davidnail): "I love when people on my bus talk so loud I want to shoot them. I realize you may not like sports, but I do very much so, and want to hear!"

Eddie Montgomery of Montgomery Gentry (@LuckymanEddie): "A double cheese burger and a roast beef commercial .... OMG ok I know I'm hungry"

Emily West (@emilywestmusic): "I wanna be Minnie Pearl when I grow up.... And my sister..... and my mom....and Oprah."

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "Whiskey.....syrup for the inner pancake!"

Michelle Branch (@michellebranch): "Spent the evening playing Life and Clue until 1 a.m. with my sister. Rock n roll I tell ya! Someone stop us before we spin out of control"

Jake Owen (@jakeofficial): "Thank God for Jamey Johnson. This new record is pure country heaven. Wow. You set the bar dude."

Jerrod Niemann (@jrodfromoz): "I feel like I have no idea where I am going & that would be because I don't."

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