Jack Ingram, Brad Paisley + More: Top Tweets of the Week

Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Jack Ingram, Kellie Pickler, Brad Paisley and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).

Jack Ingram (@JackIngram): "I love the Vegas airport early on Sunday morning! All the dudes look like they thought they were in The Hangover & all the chicks look ashamed!"

Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "L.A. ... Helicoptors, police, barking and the sound of me peeing off my 4th floor balcony on the guy passed out on the sidewalk below."

Justin Moore (@JustinColeMoore): "Woooooooooooooooo PIG soooooiiieeee!!!!!!!! Thank GOD college football is back!!!"

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Having kind of a mini-obsession with Joan Jett right now...."

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "Oh good, the screaming kid showed up on my flight again!"

David Nail (@davidnail): "Hotel rooms and airplanes, singing, hotel rooms, bus, singing, hotel rooms, singing, ahhh my life, always the same, yet never the same!"

LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "I'm not even awake yet, but I've made a school lunch & a snack and fed 3 dogs...coffeeeee"

Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "Why is it that ppl who run on trails have those 'excuse me walker as my more in shape body passes you' eyes?"

Laura Bell Bundy (@LauraBellBundy): "Ok guys, I like a hot hot bath with bubbles ... And when u booty shake like I do, u need Epsom salts, too."

Emily West (@emilywestmusic): "My hair is getting did ... AND I got a new battery put in my car on WARRANTY! Best of BOTH WORLDS!"

Emerson Drive (@EmersonDrive): "So .... our plane hit a bird on its way down 2 pick us up ! I guess that means change of plans!"

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Being in Portland is a lot like being in a Christmas tree"

Kellie Pickler (@kelliepickler): "I forgot how much Fruit Loops meant to me."