Every weekend, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets, so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's top Twitter posts come from the Brad Paisley, Blake Shelton, Kellie Pickler and more. Don't forget to follow The Boot on Twitter (@thebootdotcom).

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "The Elf on the Shelf thing is a fantastic idea, but not realistic enough. So I've hired Little Jimmy Dickens to sit on the mantle in his red PJs."

Blake Shelton (@BlakeShelton): "Thanks Seattle TSA!!! I was ready for the hand j-- but checking my temperature? That took me by surprise."

Joe Nichols (@JoeNichols): "Just went through airport security. Good news .... my prostate is fine ... glass half full."

Kellie Pickler (@kelliepickler): "I love the fact that I can go ANYWHERE in North Carolina and order sweet tea, grits, and fried okra and they won't look at me like I'm crazy."

Rascal Flatts' Jay DeMarcus (@JayDeMarcus): So ... Twilight in a nutshell is: "I love the vampire. No wait, I love the wolf. No! Wait the vampire! No! The wolf!! Dammit! I love em both."

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "I love Sky Mall Magazine. Don't make me get a battery operated briefcase turntable."

Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): "I met a cute baby on the plane to Hartford. I looked at her and smiled, and she puked all over herself ... nice to meet you too."

Trent Tomlinson (@TrentTomlinson): "Traffic! Traffic! Traffic!!! The one thing that makes me wanna scissor kick

people in the back of the head!!"

Billy Currington (@billycurrington): "For some reason I always raise my cell phone way up in the air like it's gonna get me a better signal. I don't think it really works."

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