Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Blake Shelton, Dierks Bentley, Martina McBride and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).
Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Always remember, you can't change someone to be who you want them to be .... But you can damn sure manipulate them!!!"
Dierks Bentley (@DierksBentley): "Leaving CMA [rehearsals] and headed to play hockey. Watch this be the night I lose some teeth or break something!"
LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "White couch, black coffee, not much sleep ... let's see how long it'll take me to mess this up"
Jack Ingram (@JackIngram): "That was strange! I walk off the plane only to hear me welcome me to Nashville International Airport! I thought my voice sounded weird on tape."
Michelle Branch (@michellebranch): "I love that all of us moms were so excited about Daylight Savings but no one clued in our kids. Waking up at 6 instead of 7 now. Great."
Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "Currently not at Tootsies!"
Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "After an amazing week I'm home & ready for bed. After having 2 fit in tiny dresses I had a big fat steak, a loaded baked potato and a martini!"
Trailer Choir (@trailerchoir): "A little Arby's breakfast on the road. Tell us, what exactly do they make the spongey round eggs out of? There's no way that is REAL egg?"
Joe Diffie (@JoeDiffieOnline): "I need a chiropractor! I somehow got a kink in my neck yesterday! At least it's giving me a nice headache! Yay! Not!"
Julie Roberts (@julieroberts1): "It's been a great morning ... I can finally fit into a pair of my pants that had gotten too tight! Yay!!"
Sons of Sylvia (@SonsOfSylvia): "There's nothing like being home, right? I think I'm going to go have breakfast with mom."
Emerson Drive (@EmersonDrive): "We're at the Green Valley Ranch watching a pretty darn good band! Gotta love the Vegas entertainment!"