Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Brad Paisley, Kellie Pickler, James Otto, Blake Shelton and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Those crazy nutty CMAs have asked Carrie [Underwood] and I to host again. Here we go. The comedic stylings of Carebrad. Or Paisleywood. Or Underpaisley."

James Otto (@jamesotto): "Where does all this poop come from?!?!?! She's only drinking milk." [On adjusting to becoming a first-time father to newborn daughter, Ava Katherine.]

Kellie Pickler (@kelliepickler): "Watching 'Alice in Wonderland.' Johnny Depp can't look bad, even if his character does have bozo orange hair and big lime green eyes."

Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "I've been thinking: I should become a pool boy for a young lady who's married to an old old! old! OLD!! gazillionair man with a bad cough!"

Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Blake Shelton's tip of the week: If your opening phrase starts with 'Hey man I don't want to bother you,' you are already a liar."

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Ok, here's the deal ... ironing is not my thing."

Michelle Branch (@michellebranch): "I love it when my daughter specifically asks for my husband to put her to bed. I feel like slipping her a $5."

Chris Young (@chrisyoungmusic): "Nice. Bus just hit a deer ... The bus won btw."

Laura Bell Bundy (@laurabellbundy): "I love airports that have rocking chairs! It makes me feel wise -- and dizzy."

David Nail (@davidnail): "Just when I think I could handle the thought of a child, a kid sits beside me in terminal, who loves asking his mother questions constantly!"

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): I wonder if Whisperin' Bill Anderson ever blows his voice out!

Jake Owen (@jakeofficial): "It's kind of weird being home. What to do? Nothing in my fridge except beer. Ok, I have an idea."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "It's funny ... in the country world when I say 'I love my V8,' it means engine. In L.A., it means the drink."

Zac Brown Band (@zacbrownband): "Just got finished slapping Cleveland around ... & no one called the police."

Joe Nichols (@JoeNichols): "Any 3 year anniversary gift ideas? I'm clueless and she's hintless ... Lol."

LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "When Lindsay Lohan gets released from rehab all the paparazzi runs there! Thx Lindsay for a quiet dinner in Malibu w/ no paps!"

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