Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Brad Paisley, LeAnn Rimes, Martina McBride and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).
Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Well, got one show under my belt as Entertainer of the Year. So far they haven't asked for the award back. That's a good sign."
LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "I want to find a place to add 'fo real' in my show, inspired by 'Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife!'"
Chris Young (@ChrisYoungMusic): "Hello treadmill. I would much rather play in the casino, but you need your ass kicked more."
James Otto (@jamesotto): "Preparing for my scan & rectal exam today at the airport. I just hope this TSA agent has warm hands & a gentle touch."
Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Oh God. I found the Lays BBQ potato chips......"
Blaine Larsen (@blainelarsen): "I am amazed that QVC is still in business. Do people realize the internet exists?"
Billy Currington (@billycurrington): "mmmmmm.... 'Magic Brownie' just got dipped in some fresh cow juice. Better strap in. Who knows whats fixin' to happen here"
Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): "I wish I could buy stock in laziness ... [it's] on the rise."
Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "The perks of living in Nashville is walking into a very casual hole in the wall restaurant & holding the door for Dolly Parton as she's leaving."
David Nail (@davidnail): "Who needs drugs when there's iTunes?"
Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "How is possible that cell phone carriers cover 98% of the country and miraculously I spend most of my life in that 2% they don't."
Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Wind: God's way of saying, 'Though I love you, you've disappointed me for the last time this month. So hang on b----!!!"