Every Saturday, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Brad Paisley, LeAnn Rimes, Martina McBride and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).
Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Well, got one show under my belt as Entertainer of the Year. So far they haven't asked for the award back. That's a good sign."
LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "I want to find a place to add 'fo real' in my show, inspired by 'Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife!'"
James Otto (@jamesotto): "Preparing for my scan & rectal exam today at the airport. I just hope this TSA agent has warm hands & a gentle touch."
Billy Currington (@billycurrington): "mmmmmm.... 'Magic Brownie' just got dipped in some fresh cow juice. Better strap in. Who knows whats fixin' to happen here"
Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "The perks of living in Nashville is walking into a very casual hole in the wall restaurant & holding the door for Dolly Parton as she's leaving."
Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Wind: God's way of saying, 'Though I love you, you've disappointed me for the last time this month. So hang on b----!!!"