Miranda Lambert, Jewel + More — Top Tweets of the Week

Every weekend, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Miranda Lambert, Blake Shelton, Jewel and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).

Miranda Lambert (@Miranda_Lambert): "I woke up today thinking ... I get to marry Blake Shelton. Lucky me!"

Jewel (@jeweljk): "Windy day, so I'm doing what any sensitive chic-singer would do ... Stay inside and clean my hand gun."

Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Ohhh ... So this is what Hank was talking about when he said 'I'm gonna keep drinkin' til I can't move a toe ...'"

Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge): "I put packets of Grey Poupon in my pocket in case someone says, 'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?' and I can say, 'But if course.'"

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "I have no restraint when it comes to Target."

Mark Wills (@Mark_WillsMusic): "Sitting in my lawyers office. Sorta like going to the principles office but the staff are nicer and look better."

Jason Jones (@jonesville): "If I had $5 for every time I packed my suitcase, I'd have $3,565,415,270 and could just pay someone to do it for me. Someday."

Josh Thompson (@thejoshthompson): "I may have developed a small addiction to BrickBreaker. I need to talk to someone."

Daryle Singletary (@Darylesing): "Opening of Georgia [turkey hunting] season, and I'm like a kid up three hours early!"

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Designing the new tour set today. Cocoons? Stonehenge? Jazz odyssey? Check."

Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13): "Tweeting from Abbey Road studios in London. Taking it all in today."