Every weekend, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets, so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's top Twitter posts come from Dierks Bentley, Brad Paisley, Martina McBride and more. Don't forget to follow The Boot on Twitter (@thebootdotcom).

Dierks Bentley (@DierksBentley): "About to dominate* the ice. (*dominate meaning only fall on my face twice, blindly make a goal, and drink 2 for 1s on the 4th period)"

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Watching on video as Clint Eastwood records his part on the new record. Seriously. I think he has potential, this kid. Or should I say punk."

David Nail (@davidnail): "Soaking in a Tea Tree bath. Yeah, I said bath! Getting in shape. Ways to go, but I'm getting there!"

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Came home from studio and had a Fat Tire, a

yummy brownie, glass of milk and some pistachios. Photo shoot in a month. Me ... in total denial."

Emily West (@emilywestmusic): "Everyone's either pregnant, breaking up or going brunette."

Blaine Larsen (@blainelarsen): "I got pulled over tonight, was accused of drug use, (I laughed, don't recommend that), then ran over a skunk all in 5 minutes."

Kellie Pickler (@kelliepickler): "Trying to convince my husband that we should get rid of everything, sell our house and live like gypsies in a airstream. Travel and dream."

Justin Moore (@JustinColeMoore): "Does anybody else find great joy in using exactly 140 characters when tweeting? It's like finding 'that' spot/move on your woman ..."

Steel Magnolia's Joshua Scott Jones (@steelmagnolia11): "In Hertz car rental. Reminds me of

when my uncle would ask if I ever had a hurts donut? Then he would punch me and

say, hurts don't it."

Laura Bell Bundy (@laurabellbundy): "Top 5 New Years Resolutions abandoned: 1. Drinking less alcohol 2. Drinking more water 3. Getting in shape 4. Saving $$$ 5. Eating healthy."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "Dear dude who just sat down next to me ... it IS possible to chew with your mouth closed. Maybe try it?"

The Band Perry's Reid Perry (@reidhperry): "The funny thing is, we're gonna be playing a show tonight at the same time we're on Leno. Bucket list number 24: be in two places at once."

Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): "I don't understand how to determine whether it's partly cloudy or partly sunny."

The Harters' Leslie Harter (@theharters): "On the bus, I like to have a bottom bunk just in case I fall out. This morning I fell out. Please God tell me no one heard this happen!"

Mark Wills (@Mark_WillsMusic): "Today I get to read to my daughters class ... Personally, I'd rather sing naked to 50,000 than read to 25 eight year olds! They make me nervous."

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