Every weekend, The Boot brings you the week's top tweets, so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's top Twitter posts come from Brad Paisley, Blake Shelton, Martina McBride and more. Don't forget to follow The Boot on Twitter (@thebootdotcom).

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "Somewhere tonight Joaquin Phoenix is jealous as hell of Charlie Sheen."

Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Hey Charlie Sheen ... I just played the Grand Ole Opry! Now who's winning boy?!!!"

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "So NOT motivated today to do anything, but I did make a big pot of gumbo. So my house smells good. Have the windows open. Happy."

Jake Owen (@jakeowen): "Good times last night ... awesome to catch up with great friends! Not to mention, Gwyneth Paltrow kissed my cheek. Shhhhhwing."

Montgomery Gentry's Eddie Montgomery (@LuckymanEddie): "Late night milk and Cheetos ain't that a greet breakfast for most of country folk!"

Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge): "Just set a pass code on my phone ... Within five minutes I forgot and spent 20 trying to remember ... One of my great qualities."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "Annoying = scissors that come with packaging that requires scissors to open."

Terri Clark (@TerriClarkMusic): "Charlie Sheen ... if he was a singer, his warm up scales would sound like this ... 'me me me me me me meeeeeeee.....'"

David Nail (@davidnail): "Me and wife getting pedicures. Any guy who hates simply hasn't gotten one. It's like a short taste of Heaven!"

Danny Gokey (@dannygokey): "Just got off the phone with my dad, and during our conversation he mentioned that he was going to 'Twitter' something. Twitter is no longer cool."

Jason Jones (@jonesville): "Blake Shelton hugged me tonight, and I was drunk two minutes later. Weird."

Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): "I've always fancied the smell of 'Very Sexy' but my God the cougar sittin' next to me on this flight has taken it to the next level."

Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "Dear terrorist, I filled up the .05oz tube by squeezing toothpaste from my 6.0oz tube into it so TSA wouldn't take it. What a mess! Toothpaste task accomplished ... I won!"