If you were a guest on a cooking show, what would you cook?

Probably chicken 'n' dumplins, or I'd fry some green tomatoes ... something greasy and definitely something Southern. Maybe some possum or squirrel. [laughs] Can you imagine doing that to Martha Stewart? "Here's how cook a Parton Pie, Martha, you've gotta put some sweet potatoes and bacon grease ..." She'd probably have a heart attack!