The Boot rounds up this week's most memorable quotes from country stars.

"The last time I was on the show they were doing a pet adoption segment and a Chihuahua peed on me. I can't wait to find out what the next adventure will be!" --Kellie Pickler, on appearing on 'The Today Show' for a second time next week (Source: kelliepickler.com)

"She thinks that every time they get in a car there's a rubber hailstorm from paparazzi cameras hitting the car ... I offered to fly in a redneck SWAT team!" --Ronnie Dunn (Brooks & Dunn), on a text message he received from Keith Urban about his baby, Sunday (Source: PEOPLE)

"I think he went and checked the will before he checked my pulse." --Dolly Parton, on her husband's actions after hearing on FOX News that she had died (Source: 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show')

"It's just one more person to tell you, 'You suck,' before you get off that show." --Bucky Covington, on 'American Idol' adding a fourth judge (Source: Dial-Global)

"We're all taught as kids, the more you achieve the more money you get and the more success you have, that's supposed to equal happiness. And it's not that way. If you're not in the right place in your heart or your head, it don't matter how much money you've got, you're miserable." --Kenny Chesney (Source: GAC)