Boot Spurs

This week's Spurs are full of flying spatulas, tweeters and a possible case for Judge Judy.



At least one tabloid is reporting that Shania Twain and her brand-new hubby would love to have kids in the near future ... but absolutely no pets. Shania said it will be a long time before she ever tries to train a new Mutt. And if she does change her mind, she will never leave the Mutt for the housekeeper to watch. Ever.

Reba reached out to her slightly bent Okie buddy Blake Shelton and somehow convinced him to stop tweeting long enough to help her co-host this years ACM Awards. Blake says he'll do it ... but he will only speak in sentences that have 140 characters or less.

Meanwhile, his wife-to-be Miranda Lambert has launched her own online boutique, showcasing some of her favorite clothes. The Miranda Bass Pro ensemble will include camo-leggings, blaze-orange skirts and steel-toed designer hunting boots that are not only woodsy-fashionable but are also perfect for keeping fiancés in line.

While Miranda is busy with her new fashion venture, Faith Hill will be busy selling flowers for Teleflora. She's been given her own signature bouquet called "Don'tcha Grab My Man's Tulips."

Kid Rock is getting ready to rock his 40th birthday with a big celebration followed by a tour. The tour reportedly will cover 40 Waffle House locations with a promised fight in each location. Look for a UFC "Scattered and Smothered" concert-brawl soon near you.

It's possible that we'll now see drones overhead in the United States to help look for lost children, monitor highway traffic and help authorities make drug busts. Word is that Willie Nelson has already installed anti-aircraft artillery on the back of his tour bus.

And finally, the Bellamy Brothers are mad at Britney Spears for stealing a page out of their song book with her new recording that strongly resembles their 1979 hit, 'If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me.' Britney's new single is titled 'Hold It Against Me.' To get even with the Britster, Howard and David have shaved their heads bald and will now refuse to wear underwear when they're out in public. That should teach her.

See ya next week, kids.

-- Ophelia

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