Martina McBride, Reba + More — Top Tweets of the Week

The Boot brings you the week's top tweets, so you can see what your favorite stars are chirping about! This week's funniest Twitter posts come from Martina McBride, Jimmy Wayne, Reba McEntire and more. And don't forget to follow The Boot (@thebootdotcom).

Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Here's a list for ya. The things I iron well: napkins. The things I suck at ironing: literally, everything else."

Reba McEntire (@reba): "You may be a redneck at Thanksgiving if you're drinking expensive wine out of a solo cup with your name written on it by a six year old."

Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "It's that time of year when I flip through catalogs and convince myself I could really use a back massager or some slippers or any crap that Brookstone sells. Hey, wait a minute! Maybe I NEED a new set of dishes. They look awfully nice and then I realize ... I don't cook. But STILL ... they look nice. And the monogram wine stoppers from Bed, Bath & Beyond are a must!"

Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13): "Why, at my family gatherings, do we always have to end up Youtubing funny cat videos ..."

Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "What I'm most thankful for? I'm not a turkey!"

Chris Young (@ChrisYoungMusic): "My grandma asked me if I was getting a ring for anyone soon. What the hell? ha ha. Signs I'm getting old."

Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley): "'Bout to go on stage in Little Rock. This is @JustinColeMoore 's hometown. I think I'll introduce him repetitively as 'Jason Moore!'"

David Nail (@davidnail): "No. 1: one of these days I'm gonna quit biting my nails and the dry skin around them! No. 2: call me names if you wish, but a hot bath is pretty nice!"



Trent Tomlinson (@TrentTomlinson): "Up early this morning at round table with my dad and his friends at a breakfast place. These old men gossip more than a beauty salon!"

Jake Owen (@jakeofficial): "For my 1,000th tweet I should inform you I am retiring officially from Twitter. I've created my own social network called Quitter. Goodbye ... OK, My inner Brett Favre won't let me retire. I'm coming back to Twitter ... and

playing for the Vikings."

Julie Roberts (@julieroberts1): "Mama and I made it through security without a pat down AND no one saw our drawers!"