Best Cheating Songs: No. 1

'Before He Cheats' -- Carrie Underwood (2006)

Wandering Words: "Right now, she's probably saying, 'I'm drunk,' and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky."

It's not so much about infidelity as about paranoia. Listen carefully: He's "probably slow-dancing," he's "probably up behind her with a pool stick." Maybe this guy's cheating, but maybe the woman singing is just a psycho nut job who's keying his car in an unjustified jealous rage.