Funny man Blake Shelton is at it again! Country music's answer to David Letterman unleashes another "Take 6 Tuesday" list to tickle your funny (hillbilly) bone. And this one's just in time for the most romantic day of the year. (That's Valentine's Day for those of you planning on wearing black this Sunday).

In this special edition of Take 6 Tuesday (and you know it's special because someone named Kelli, who was apparently not wearing pants, presented Blake with the cards to read) the singer/comedian reveals the top six Valentine's Day cards you should never give somebody.

Among the sentiments expressed in the cards Blake opened and read were: "I love you so much it hurts ... when I pee"; "Will you marry me ... pysch!" and "This heart is big and red ... just like that sore on your lip."

Blake will continue Take 6 Tuesday until Tuesday, March 2, when he releases his new Six Pak album, 'Hillbilly Bone.' The title track, a duet with Trace Adkins, is currently in the Top 10 on the country singles charts.

Previous Take 6 Tuesday videos, including Blake's Top 6 Twitter-ers, Top 6 Inappropriate New Year's Toasts, Top 6 Words That Should Not Be in a Country Music Song and Top 6 Most Interesting Gifts From a Meet-and-Greet can be viewed here.