Blake SheltonBlake Shelton's hillbilly funny bone strikes again. And the singer demonstrates -- with very few words and a great sense of comic timing -- that he may just have a career in stand-up comedy if this country thing doesn't pan out.

Blake joined US Weekly Senior Editor Ian Drew in a YouTube video to discuss the magazine's top "Hot Stuff" stories in their March 4 issue, and to offer his special brand of pop-culture commentary.

On the subject of 'Dancing With the Stars,' and if he'd ever consider doing the show: "No. Absolutely not-t."

On Kate Gosselin being announced as a 'DWTS' contestant and doing it because, according to a source, she "loves publicity": "I can't imagine she loves publicity. You never see her picture!"

On Kourtney Kardashian nursing in public, and saying, "I whip it out whenever I'm in public. I don't care," even when her sister is there to tell her she's gone too far: "I wish I'd have been there. My sister does the same thing for me back home when I whip it out."

On rumors that 'Twilight' stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted kissing again after supposedly having broken up: "I have no idea what the hell you're talking about."

On Levi Johnston, 'Playgirl' cover model and aspiring actor (and country singer?): "Can you get me a copy of those naked pictures of him?"

On actress Jessica Alba and her brother, photographed together at an LA Lakers game: "If I was her brother, I would be trying to make out with her. She's hot."

Watch The Boot's own interview with Blake below.