'Friends in Low Places'

--Garth Brooks (1990)

Cheers-worthy lines: "I've got friends in low places / Where the whiskey drowns / And the beer chases my blues away / And I'll be OK."

Brooks cut this song as a demo back when he was a shoe salesman looking for his big break. Squeezing strangers' feet into Hush Puppies day after day would drive many a man to drink.